Death Bakes a Pecan Pie

  PRAISE FOR

  THE FRESH-BAKED MYSTERIES

  “Engaging . . . a cozy distinguished by its appealing characters and mouthwatering recipes.”

  —Publishers Weekly

  “This is a great cozy to get you into the holiday spirit—because even though there’s a murderer on the loose, there’s lots of holiday cheer (and some yummy-sounding recipes at the end of this book).”

  —AnnArbor.com

  “[A] fun and captivating read . . . full of holiday cheer, mystery, murder, delicious treats, endearing characters, and evil villains . . . a cute and grippingly good read.”

  —Examiner.com

  “[Livia J. Washburn] has cooked up another fine mystery with plenty of suspects . . . a fun read . . . great characters with snappy dialogue, a prime location, a wonderful whodunit. Mix together and you have another fantastic cozy from Livia Washburn. Her books always leave me smiling and anxiously waiting for another trip to visit Phyllis and her friends.”

  —Escape with Dollycas into a Good Book

  “This mystery is nicely crafted, with a believable ending. The camaraderie of the Fresh-Baked Mystery series’ cast of retired schoolteachers who share a home is endearing. Phyllis is an intelligent and keen sleuth who can bake a mean funnel cake. Delicious recipes are included!”

  —RT Book Reviews

  Other Fresh-Baked Mysteries

  A Peach of a Murder

  Murder by the Slice

  The Christmas Cookie Killer

  Killer Crab Cakes

  The Pumpkin Muffin Murder

  The Gingerbread Bump-off

  Wedding Cake Killer

  The Fatal Funnel Cake

  Trick or Deadly Treat

  The Candy Cane Cupcake Killer

  Black and Blueberry Die

  The Great Chili Kill-Off

  Baker’s Deadly Dozen

  Death Bakes a Pecan Pie

  A Fresh Baked Mystery

  Livia J. Washburn

  Death Bakes a Pecan Pie

  Smashwords Edition

  Copyright© 2018 Livia J. Washburn

  Published by Fire Star Press

  www.firestarpress.com

  This book is an original publication of Fire Star Press.

  First Printing, October 2018

  All rights reserved.

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  The recipes contained in this book are to be followed exactly as written. The publisher is not responsible for your specific health or allergy needs that may require medical supervision. The publisher is not responsible for any adverse reactions to the recipes contained in this book.

  Dedicated to my husband, James, and my daughters, Joanna and Shayna, for always being willing to read a passage or taste a pie.

  Chapter 1

  “I swear, it’s just like lookin’ in a mirror, isn’t it?” Sam Fletcher said as he peered over Phyllis Newsom’s shoulder at the image displayed on the monitor. “She’s the spittin’ image of you.”

  Phyllis was sitting in her comfortable office chair in front of the desk with the computer and monitor on it. She turned the chair a little and looked over her shoulder at Sam.

  “I think you need glasses,” she told him. “That’s a Hollywood glamour girl. She doesn’t look anything like me.”

  “My eyes are just fine,” Sam insisted.

  “And she’s a lot younger than me.”

  “Three years,” Sam said. “Accordin’ to IMDb. That’s not much.”

  They were in the living room of the big old two-story house on a tree-shaded side street in Weatherford, Texas, a few blocks from the downtown courthouse square. Phyllis had lived in this house for more decades than she liked to think about . . . well, actually, that wasn’t true, she often realized. Thinking about how long she had made her home here usually gave her a real sense of continuity and serenity in her life.

  For the past decade or so, since her husband Kenny had passed away, she had shared the house with several other retired teachers. Sam had been something of a latecomer in that group, but even though he was the only man, he fit in quite well. The other two boarders—although “boarders” was hardly the word to use; they were family now, like Sam—were Carolyn Wilbarger and Eve Turner, and it was because of Eve that Phyllis and Sam were looking at the photograph of Melissa Keller on the computer monitor right now.

  Phyllis turned her attention back to the screen and went on, “Honestly, it had been so long I didn’t think the movie would ever get made.”

  “Just a couple of years,” Sam said. “Accordin’ to Eve, that’s not long at all for a project to be stuck in development hell.”

  “Development hell?”

  “That’s what they call it in Hollywood. They’ve got to get all the right folks attached to the project before they go ahead. They need to have just the right producer and director, and the script has to be good, and of course they need the right actress to play the beautiful leadin’ lady.”

  Sam waved a hand toward the image of Melissa Keller as if to prove his point.

  “Well, I have to admit, I am sort of looking forward to meeting her,” Phyllis said. “And everyone else, of course. I can’t believe that a bunch of Hollywood movie stars and bigwigs are going to be right here in my house!”

  She had never dreamed that anybody would write a book based on her, either, but it had happened. Loosely based, as Eve put it, but Phyllis had read the darned thing and as far as she could see, it was pretty close.

  Through a series of unfortunate occurrences, Phyllis had found herself involved in a number of murder cases, and because of the observational and reasoning abilities she had developed over the years as a teacher—you had to be pretty sharp to keep up with those kids!—she had been able to put her finger on the killer in each case. As if that hadn’t brought her enough unwanted notoriety already, her old friend and housemate Eve Turner had gone and written that novel, selling it to a publisher and then turning around and selling the movie rights to a Hollywood producer! That turn of events had been even more unexpected than the ones that had Phyllis, usually ably assisted by Sam, chasing killers.

  But as she had just mentioned to him, after things had dragged on for a while, she had just assumed that nothing would ever come of the movie deal. She knew that a lot more such projects got talked about than ever got made.

  All that had changed a few weeks earlier when the cast and crew of Fresh Baked Death had descended on Austin, the state capital, which was also the center of the film business in Texas. A lot of movies and TV shows had been made there, and as Eve had explained to her friends, most of the filming for this movie would take place there as well.

  “They’re using a house down there to substitute for this one,” Eve had said. “From the pictures I’ve seen, it looks . . . sort of the same. Close enough, anyway. But things about it make it a lot easier to shoot there than it would be here. The same is true for most of the other locations. They’ll just make Austin and the suburbs around it look like Weatherford and Parker County.”

  “That’s fine with me,” Carolyn had commented. “You know what they say: ‘Keep Austin weird.’ So all those weirdos from Hollywood ought to fit in just fine down there. Better than they would up here, that’s for sure.”

  “But they are comi
ng to Weatherford to do some location shooting,” Eve had pointed out. “They need to get some footage of the park for the Harvest Festival.”

  The murder in Eve’s book was based on one that had actually taken place at Weatherford’s annual Harvest Festival, held every November shortly before Thanksgiving at Holland Lake Park, a picturesque park on the south side of town. The festival was coming up again soon. Volunteers had already started putting up decorations on the old stone and log buildings spread out along one side of the lake.

  “Hold on a minute,” Carolyn had said. “Who in the world gave them permission to do that?”

  “The city. Mr. Sammons, the producer, made the arrangements and got all the proper permits. With the understanding that the production company will make a sizable donation to the food pantry.”

  “Oh.” That had mollified Carolyn, at least to a certain extent. The festival was one of her pet projects, since its real purpose was to provide food and other necessities of life for the homeless and disadvantaged families in the county. Admission to the festival consisted of a bag of canned food, but the project certainly could use financial donations, as well. Anything that would help feed those who needed it. Carolyn had gone hungry as a child. She didn’t want that to happen to anyone else if she could do something about it.

  “I suppose that’s all right,” she had continued as the four friends sat around the kitchen table. “As long as they don’t interfere too much in the festival.”

  “They’re planning to be here early enough to do all their shooting the day before the actual festival.” At that point, Eve had turned to Phyllis and said, “They’d all really like to meet you. And everyone else, of course.”

  Phyllis’s eyebrows had gone up. “Me? Us? Why do they want to meet us?”

  “To help with their performances, of course. They’re dedicated artists. And very nice people.”

  “Actors and actresses?” That comment came from Carolyn in a voice that dripped with caustic skepticism.

  “I think the actresses like to be called actors now, too. And why wouldn’t they be nice?”

  “They’re from Hollywood. They’re all degenerates.”

  “You don’t know that—” Eve began with a little heat coming into her voice.

  “I’m sure they’re like everybody else,” Phyllis said, trying to inject a note of reasonableness into the conversation. “Some nice, some maybe not so nice. But there’s no reason we can’t all be polite to each other.” She paused, then added, “In fact, why don’t you invite them all here, Eve, and we’ll have a dinner party for them, maybe the night before they do their filming?”

  This time it was Sam’s shaggy eyebrows that had gone up in surprise, and Carolyn looked almost as shocked.

  “A whole crew of . . . of . . .” Carolyn couldn’t come up with the word she wanted, which was probably just as well.

  “Well . . . maybe not the whole crew,” Phyllis had said. “I’m not sure how many people are involved in making a movie—”

  “A lot,” Eve said.

  “But the main actors could come, certainly, if they wanted to, and maybe the producer and director.”

  “And the screenwriters,” Eve said. “I actually know them better than anyone else. We traded quite a few emails while they were working on the script. A very nice couple. Husband and wife working together, you don’t see that much in Hollywood anymore.”

  “That’s because nobody stays married more than a week,” Carolyn said.

  “We’ll invite them, too, of course,” Phyllis said. “Are they even part of the filming? I thought writers, well, just sat in a room somewhere and typed and didn’t have anything to do with it anymore once their part was done.”

  “The director likes to have them on the set and locations, in case the script needs to be revised. From what I hear, Mr. Fremont is quite the perfectionist. He doesn’t want a word of dialogue out of place or not just right.”

  “Lawrence Fremont?” Sam had said. “He’s the one helmin’ the pic?” He spread his hands as the others turned to look at him. “Hey, I’ve been readin’ some of those movie news websites since Eve sold the rights to her book. I know the lingo. Some of it, anyway.”

  “Yes, Lawrence Fremont is the director.”

  “He’s good. No John Ford or Howard Hawks, mind you, but good.”

  “It’s settled, then,” Phyllis had said. “We’ll have them here for dinner, assuming, of course, that any of them want to come.”

  “I’m sure they will.”

  Since then, Phyllis had given considerable thought to what she would prepare for the meal. Hollywood people were probably used to having fancy food, but although she had been known to whip up a few exotic dishes now and then, Phyllis wasn’t exactly what anybody would call fancy when it came to her cooking.

  One thing she knew right away: she would be baking pecan pies. The Harvest Festival always featured a pie contest, and this would be a good chance to try out the recipe she intended to use. She didn’t know if anyone from Hollywood would appreciate a good old-fashioned Texas pecan pie . . . but she would find out.

  All along, Eve had been sharing the casting news as actors were picked for each role. Phyllis didn’t like to think that she was particularly vain, but she was . . . interested . . . in finding out who was going to play Peggy Nelson, the character Eve had based on her. Everyone had a different name in the book, of course. Eve hadn’t wanted to use their real names, and she had changed a few details about them “for dramatic purposes”, as she put it.

  Melissa Keller, the actress playing Peggy, was familiar to Phyllis from a number of movies and from roles in a couple of long-running TV sitcoms that had earned her a few Supporting Actress Emmy nominations. Phyllis thought she looked too young and glamorous to be playing a role that was basically her, because she certainly wasn’t young and glamorous, but she trusted Sam when it came to pop culture, so now as she turned off the monitor she said, “I suppose that if she’s only three years younger than me, they can make her look old enough. They’re wizards at such things in the movie business, after all.”

  Sam put his hands on her shoulders as he stood behind her and said, “Maybe, but they can never make her as pretty as you.”

  She reached up, patted his left hand where it lay on her shoulder, and said, “You’re a flatterer. Not that I mind.”

  “And Hollywood can’t make her as smart as you, either.”

  “But you’re still looking forward to meeting her, aren’t you?”

  Sam smiled and said, “I’d be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t.”

  Chapter 2

  Accompanied by a clatter of footsteps coming down the stairs, Veronica Ericson called, “Are they here yet?”

  “You would have heard the doorbell if they’d showed up already,” Sam told his granddaughter as she came into the living room.

  Ronnie had been staying with them for a while, after some trouble involving her and a boy she had followed to Texas from her home in Pennsylvania. Sam’s daughter Vanessa and her husband Phil had been less than enthusiastic about allowing their only child to continue living more than 1500 miles away, but eventually they had agreed. Ronnie was in her senior year of high school now, and she wanted to finish here in Weatherford.

  Having a blue-haired teenager in the house had livened things up, that was for sure, but Phyllis didn’t mind. Actually, she found it sort of amusing that people sometimes referred to “blue-haired old ladies”, but out of her, Carolyn, and Eve, none of them had even remotely blue hair. Ronnie’s hair, of course, was a much brighter shade than the stereotypical one. It was beginning to fade back to its natural blonde, however, and so far she showed no signs of dyeing it again.

  She came into the dining room followed by Buck, the rescue Dalmatian Sam had adopted a few years earlier. Ronnie and Buck had become good friends, especially now that Raven, the black cat Phyllis had been taking care of for some friends, had gone back to her own home.

  “Wow, the good c
hina,” Ronnie commented as she looked at the long dining table that was set for fourteen people. Phyllis had had to send Sam up into the attic to bring down the leaf for it.

  Phyllis cast a skeptical look at the girl and asked, “Do you really recognize good china when you see it?”

  That brought a laugh from Ronnie. “Well, no. Would anybody under the age of fifty?”

  “Some would,” Carolyn said from the other end of the table. “Those who care about proper entertaining and fine dining.”

  “My generation’s a little more laid back than that,” Ronnie said. “But honestly, the table really does look nice.”

  “Thank you,” Phyllis said. Truthfully, she had broken out the best china, silver, and crystal she owned. She didn’t know if the movie people would notice or appreciate that, but giving her best effort was satisfying whether they did or not.

  “I’ll bet you’re pretty excited about gettin’ to meet all those movie people,” Sam said to Ronnie.

  “Sure, I guess. But it’s not like they’re young or anything. I checked out their social media, and with most of them you can tell they’re not even keeping up with it themselves, they just have some hired flunky posting for them. And most of it’s just publicity stuff.”

  Eve came into the dining room behind Ronnie and said, “The entertainment industry runs on publicity, dear. You know what they say: There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

  “I’ve actually never heard that saying before.”

  “And I’m not sure I agree with it, either,” Phyllis added. “I’ve had some publicity I would have just as soon done without.”

  “I hope you’re not talking about anything I’ve done,” Eve said.