Baker's Deadly Dozen

  Baker’s Deadly Dozen

  A Fresh Baked Mystery

  Livia J. Washburn

  Fire Star Press

  Baker’s Deadly Dozen by Livia J. Washburn

  Smashwords Edition

  Copyright© 2017 Livia J. Washburn

  Published by Fire Star Press

  www.firestarpress.com

  This book is an original publication of Fire Star Press.

  First Printing, October 2017

  All rights reserved.

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  Baker’s Deadly Dozen is a work of fiction.

  Though actual locations may be mentioned, they are used in a fictitious manner and the events and occurrences were invented in the mind and imagination of the author except for the inclusion of actual historical facts. Similarities of characters or names used within to any person – past, present, or future – are coincidental except where actual historical characters are purposely interwoven.

  The recipes contained in this book are to be followed exactly as written. The publisher is not responsible for your specific health or allergy needs that may require medical supervision. The publisher is not responsible for any adverse reactions to the recipes contained in this book.

  Other Fresh-Baked Mysteries

  A Peach of a Murder

  Murder by the Slice

  The Christmas Cookie Killer

  Killer Crab Cakes

  The Pumpkin Muffin Murder

  The Gingerbread Bump-off

  Wedding Cake Killer

  The Fatal Funnel Cake

  Trick or Deadly Treat

  The Candy Cane Cupcake Killer

  Black and Blueberry Die

  The Great Chili Kill-Off

  Dedicated to my husband, James, and my daughters, Joanna and Shayna, for always being willing to read a passage or taste a cookie.

  Chapter 1

  “You know the old saying,” Phyllis Newsom told her friend Sam Fletcher. “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

  “Yeah, maybe so,” Sam said, “but I never quite expected ’em to stay this much the same.” He lifted his right hand and knocked on the door of one of the second-floor bedrooms in Phyllis’s house in Weatherford, Texas. “Six-thirty, Ronnie. Time to get up for school.”

  Phyllis stifled a yawn and said, “I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to getting up and going to school again.”

  “Well, it’s for a good cause.”

  Phyllis’s expression grew more solemn as she nodded. “Yes, at least Molly and Frank don’t have to worry about their classes while they’re down in Houston. And it’s not like these jobs are permanent.”

  “Long-term sub jobs sometimes turn into permanent ones,” Sam pointed out.

  “Yes, but not for us. We’re retired, remember?”

  “And it’s not like the school board would hire a couple of geezers like us on a full-time basis, anyway.”

  “Speak for yourself,” Phyllis said with a smile. “I may be a senior citizen, but that doesn’t make me a geezer.”

  “Yeah, it takes certain qualities to aspire to geezerhood.” Sam returned the smile. “And I’ve mastered all of ’em.”

  So far, no response had come from behind the door. Sam knocked again. This time a girl’s voice called, “I’m up, I’m up!”

  “You think we can believe her?” Sam asked.

  “Probably. But it wouldn’t hurt to check back in five minutes.”

  “That’s long enough to get a cup of coffee.”

  They turned to walk toward the stairs. Both wore robes over their pajamas and were still tousle-headed from sleep. Phyllis yawned again, and it proved infectious. Sam yawned so big it seemed like the hinge of his jaw would creak.

  For decades as educators, they had gotten up and gone to school at least nine months out of the year. But having been retired for quite a while, they had gotten out of the habit of rising early, although neither of them could be considered a late sleeper.

  Sam sniffed the air as they started down the stairs. “Coffee’s on. Carolyn must be up.”

  “It wouldn’t be Eve,” Phyllis said. “I’m sure she’s still asleep.”

  Carolyn Wilbarger and Eve Turner were also retired teachers who rented rooms in Phyllis’s big old house, as did Sam. It was an arrangement that had worked well over the years. Phyllis had come to think of the others as family, not boarders as people used to call them. And like family, they had been through a lot together, triumphs and tragedies alike, and had grown closer because of it.

  When Phyllis and Sam walked into the kitchen, Carolyn looked over her shoulder from where she was standing at the stove, mixing a bowl of gluten-free banana nut pancake batter. “Is Ronnie up?” she asked.

  “She claims she is,” Sam said. “The truth remains to be seen.”

  Phyllis poured coffee for both of them. “We’ve been at this for weeks now,” she said. “I ought be more used to it than I am.” She sipped the coffee and sighed. The world might be inhabitable for another day after all.

  Sam took his cup and sat down at the table. He was just taking a sip when he jumped a little and sloshed out a few drops of the hot liquid.

  “Dang it, speakin’ of gettin’ used to things, you’d think Raven wouldn’t startle me so much. Been a long time since I had a cat rub up against my bare ankle, though.”

  Phyllis looked under the table where a large, short-haired black cat continued to rub against Sam’s ankles. Raven was something else they were taking care of for their friends Molly and Frank Dobson. Molly and Frank were in Houston at the moment, where Frank was in the hospital being treated for cancer.

  His diagnosis and the seriousness of his condition had come as a shock to all of them. About ten years younger than Phyllis and Sam, the Dobsons had seemed like a healthy, vital couple, teaching high school and being heavily involved in extracurricular activities there, and they had spent their summers exploring all over the country in the travel trailer Sam had dubbed the War Wagon when he, Phyllis, Carolyn, and Eve had borrowed it to make a trip to far West Texas a few months earlier. Frank had been feeling under the weather, and that was why they hadn’t been using the trailer. Since then, after a battery of medical tests, it was discovered he had cancer.

  When Frank had to go to Houston for what might be months of treatment, though, there was no longer any keeping it a secret. And after their families, Phyllis and Sam were some of the first people they told.

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  “It would be such a tremendous help to us, knowing that our classes were in good hands,” Molly said as they sat in Phyllis’s living room. A sense of surprise and sadness at learning the news still hung in the air. “I mean, you taught American History for so long, Phyllis, it wouldn’t be any problem for you.”

  “Yes, but in junior high, not high school,” Phyllis pointed out.

  “History is still history, though.”

  “Well, that’s true . . .”

  “I never taught math,” Sam said as he looked at Frank Dobson, who still appeared fairly hale and hearty except for a certain gauntness in his face. “I was a history teacher, too, but mostly I just coached.”

  “But you’re certified to teach math,” Frank said, “and most of my duties were coaching, too. I just had a couple of classes of fr
eshman level algebra.”

  “Well, I remember how to solve for X. I think.”

  “There you go. I have confidence in you, Sam. You can handle it.”

  Phyllis said, “We’ve both been retired for years. The principal will never go along with hiring us as long-term substitutes.”

  “Oh, I don’t know about that,” Molly said with a smile. “Tom Shula is going to be the principal at Courtland.”

  Phyllis raised an eyebrow. Sam asked, “Who’s Tom Shula?”

  “He used to be vice-principal at the junior high when I taught there,” Phyllis explained. “I didn’t know he was going to be the principal at the new high school.”

  Weatherford’s booming population had finally caught up to the school system. Although the move was fiercely opposed by some, a bond election had passed to add a second high school to the district, which was named after J.C. Courtland, the long-time superintendent who had retired a year earlier. Weatherford Courtland High, built northeast of town to balance out the existing high school on the southwest side, was finished and ready to launch its first year.

  Molly and Frank Dobson were supposed to be there when the school opened, but fate had intervened and now long-term substitutes would have to be hired in their place. The Dobsons wanted those substitute teachers to be Phyllis and Sam.

  Molly said, “You know good and well that Tom will go along with the idea. He’ll be thrilled to have two top-notch, experienced teachers holding down the fort while Frank and I are gone.”

  “And it probably won’t be for that long,” Frank added. “I’ll have this licked in no time.”

  “Of course you will,” Phyllis said. “There’s never been any doubt about that.” She looked at Sam. “What do you think?”

  “Well . . . I never figured I’d set foot in a classroom again, at least serious-like. But since all the lesson plannin’ is done already—It is, isn’t it?”

  Frank nodded. “Everything will be ready for you.”

  “I suppose I could give it a try. But only if you want to, Phyllis.”

  “I feel the same way,” she said. “It’ll be a challenge, but sometimes that’s a good thing.”

  Frank grinned and said, “I’d think that solving murders all the time is a challenge, too, so I’m sure you’re used to it.”

  Phyllis waved a hand. “It’s not all the time.”

  “Yeah,” Sam said, “sometimes months go by without anybody gettin’ killed.”

  She was sitting close enough to him on the sofa to reach over and swat him on the shoulder.

  “It’s settled, then,” Molly said. “We’ll talk to Tom and he’ll get in touch with you. I can’t tell you how much we appreciate this.”

  “You just concentrate on getting Frank well and don’t worry about anything else,” Phyllis said.

  “Well, speaking of that . . . There is one more thing you could help us out on.”

  “Name it,” Sam said. He hadn’t known the Dobsons before, but Phyllis’s high opinion of them was more than enough for him.

  “We’re going to have to do something with Raven—” Molly began.

  “Our cat,” Frank added.

  “You want us to come over and feed your cat?” Phyllis asked.

  “Actually, we were hoping that she could stay here. She’s used to having people around, you know, and I’m not sure she’d be happy being stuck alone in the house all the time.”

  “We’ve, uh, got a dog,” Sam said.

  “Who lives outside for the most part,” Phyllis said.

  “Yeah, except for durin’ thunderstorms.” Sam grunted. “Never saw a dog more scared of a little thunder and lightnin’ than ol’ Buck, even though he’s got a mighty fine doghouse on the porch he could get into.”

  “Raven gets along with dogs,” Molly said. “Actually, she’s very friendly with everybody. And she’s perfectly house-trained. Never an accident.”

  “That’s good,” Phyllis said, wavering. She’d had cats before in her life and sometimes missed having one around. In most ways, they were less trouble than dogs, although she’d never liked having to clean out litter boxes. From what she had read, though, they had fancy litter boxes these days that practically cleaned themselves. So that might not be too bad. She looked over at Sam. “Buck’s your dog. What do you think?”

  She knew it was his nature to be agreeable, so she wasn’t surprised when he said, “We can give it a try, as long as Carolyn and Eve don’t mind.” He chuckled. “They were here first, even before me and Buck.”

  Phyllis was sure Carolyn and Eve wouldn’t object too much, although Carolyn might have a few caustic things to say. That was her nature.

  “It’s all settled, then,” she said, and the gratitude on the faces of Frank and Molly were more than payment enough for whatever trouble this new arrangement might be.

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  Sam reached under the table to scratch Raven’s ears. Phyllis could hear the loud purring coming from down there.

  That was still going on when the blue-haired teenage girl came into the kitchen, sighed dramatically, and said, “It’s the middle of the night. I need coffee!”

  Chapter 2

  “It’s not the middle of the night,” Sam told his granddaughter. “It’s light outside. The sun’ll be up in a few more minutes.”

  “Well, it feels like the middle of the night,” Veronica Ericson said as she got a cup from the cabinet and headed for the coffeemaker. Her natural hair color was blond, and some streaks of it were still visible among the bright blue strands.

  It had taken some time for Phyllis to get used to hair that color, especially on someone in her own house. Goodness knows, she saw all sorts of odd-looking people out in public, but not in her kitchen.

  Now, however, after more than three months, that was just Ronnie. Phyllis would have had trouble thinking of her any other way.

  She had never met Sam’s granddaughter until they got back from that trip to West Texas back in July. Ronnie had been sitting there waiting for them when they got home, having taken the bus from Pennsylvania to Texas and gotten the neighbor who was taking care of Buck to let her into the house. She was petite enough that she didn’t look like any sort of threat, even with blue hair.

  Sam’s first thought was that she had run away from home, because he knew there had been a lot of friction over the past year between Ronnie and her parents—Sam’s daughter Vanessa and her husband Phil. In truth, Ronnie had run away, sort of. Less than twenty-four hours after leaving home, she had called her mother and let Vanessa know where she was and that she was on her way to her grandfather’s place in Texas.

  Short of having the police pick her up, the only other thing to do was to let her continue on to Weatherford and then deal with the situation once she was safely with Sam. All that had been established fairly rapidly.

  Then there was the matter of deciding what to do with her.

  ◄♦►

  “I won’t go back,” Ronnie declared. “I can’t stand living there anymore. It’s a suburban hell.”

  “I think maybe you’re overstatin’ the case a mite,” Sam said as he sat on the sofa, leaning forward with his hands clasped between his knees. Ronnie was across the living room from him, fidgeting in an armchair. She wore fashionably torn jeans and a t-shirt.

  Sam went on, “I’ve been in your hometown, remember—”

  “Home!” Ronnie said. “I can’t breathe there. I can’t even think there.”

  “I know you’ve been arguin’ with your folks a lot. That’s what teenagers and parents do.”

  “Is that what you and my mother did?”

  “Some, sure, but she was mostly . . .”

  “Go ahead and say it. She was a good girl, wasn’t she? Played basketball for you, made the honor roll, top ten in her class, never did anything wrong.”

  “I wouldn’t go that far,” Sam said.

  “But she never dyed her hair blue, did she?”

  “No. She did cut it lik
e Farrah Fawcett’s once, though.”

  “Who?”

  “Never mind. Let’s just figure out what we’re gonna do here.”

  Ronnie sat back, crossed her arms, and looked determined. “I’m going to live here in Weatherford with you and go to my last two years of high school here.”

  “I think you’re forgettin’ . . . This isn’t my house.”

  “Mrs. Newsom isn’t going to care. She’s your girlfriend, isn’t she?”

  “I wouldn’t go so far as to say . . . Now, never mind about that. The point is, it’s not up to me who stays here and who doesn’t.”

  “I can get an apartment,” Ronnie said. “I can go to court to get emancipated. Everybody knows that. I just need a lawyer. Maybe I can hire that guy you and Mrs. Newsom work for sometimes when you’re investigating murders.”

  Sam had to close his eyes for a moment and rub his forehead. He had no doubt that Jimmy D’Angelo could manage to get Vanessa and Phil’s parental rights set aside. Jimmy was a good lawyer. But that wasn’t what Sam wanted, at all.

  “Look, you can stay here for now,” he told Ronnie. “I don’t think that’ll be a problem. Shoot, you came all the way down here, I’m not gonna turn you away. You’re my granddaughter.”

  The smile she gave him was dazzling. “I knew you wouldn’t let me down, Gramps.”

  “But I’m gonna call your mom and we’re gonna have a long talk about this. There’s nothin’ wrong with a vacation, but I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to plan on stayin’ here permanent and goin’ to school here.”

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  And yet here Ronnie was, months later, living in what had been an extra room upstairs and attending Courtland High School. Phyllis knew that Sam had been surprised and even a little flustered by his daughter and son-in-law’s decision that maybe it would be a good idea for Ronnie to stay in Texas for a while. That would give things a chance to cool off. Evidently Ronnie had changed drastically during the past year, and her parents were at a loss how to explain it—or deal with it.